A friend directed me to this Newsweek article by a gay Israeli solider.

It was fitting timing, really, since this morning I found a new Facebook group called “1,000,000 people who know the state’s permission isn’t needed for marriage” and became enraged when I read their brilliant solution: All you need is a few witnesses and call it a common law marriage. Listen, I’m all for the symbolic meaning for marriage as much as the next romantic sap, but we’re dealing with messy bureaucratic red tape here.

While I appreciate the sentiment, it doesn’t exactly hold weight in a courtroom, a hospital, or when signing adoption papers. A even when we think we have the legal circus figured out, we manage to find some situation where we don’t have the right paperwork and things go terribly awry. While our straight counterparts fly through the system with the greatest of ease, we have to constantly manuveur and jump through hoops.

So when I read Yoni Schoenfeld’s article, this passage struck a particular chord:
“As Israelis, we are taught from a young age to admire the United States. The American dream offers an alternative to the somewhat harsh reality of life in the Middle East. But that dream has been betrayed by the “don’t ask, don’t tell” policy that governs gay and lesbian service in the U.S. military.”

As you may or may not know, Israel does not have a Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell policy in their military. And while gay marriage is not legal in Israel, at this point, I wouldn’t be surprised if they beat us to it. (Along with Mexico City, Portgual, and South Africa, thank you very much.) And at the very least, each person in the country is given the opportunity to serve in the military, without fear of being outed and discharged. The only fear that should prevade in combat is the fear of death or injury – not who the guy or girl next to you is screwing.

The observation has been made that the cruel irony is that our government has towed the great freedom of democracy line all over Iraq and yet, some of our soliders serve there with that fear of being outed and kicked out. Personally, I would never volunteer for service, particularly in this climate, but each person should be able to make his or her own choice.

After all, isn’t that we claim to the rest of the world?

An email I wrote to Andrew Sullivan, following the posting of his “Dissent of the Day,” 10/13/09.

Wow, heterosexual love can produce a universe?

I had no idea. From the way I understand it, heterosexual sex sometimes, but not always, produces a child. Hunky dory for you.
Maybe I’m just a little oversensitive about some anonymous person calling my love a “ghostly comparison” to theirs. Maybe I’m finally coming into (or returning to) my angry dyke phase. Maybe I’ve just read far too many comments like your reader’s. But I am sick and tired of this pissing contest. It’s the origin of every argument against gay marriage, DADT, and gay rights in general. It’s the concept that there is only one absolute in life and if you don’t abide by it, you’re a second-class, subhuman being.

And what if being gay were a choice? (And personally, for me, I think it’s a combination of several factors, so choice may be involved.) I don’t know if it is, but I do know I choose to be with the woman I love and she chooses to be with me. We choose to support and take care of one another, to help realize each other’s dreams. So if that commitment is somehow “beneath” the heterosexual model, well then I’m happy to choose it.
By the way, you know what else a sperm and an egg produce? Gay people.

As I take in the glory that is Queer as Folk, I’ve been making a mental list in my head of things I want to discuss in a future blog. (Almost at the end of Season 4- one more season to go!) Last night’s episodes particularly had me reeling from the characters’ painful dilemmas. And that’s when I got to thinking – I wish people would see us, our lives as not just gay, but human.

Then I stumbled across this article. The writer, Jon Rauch relays a personal essay about his cousin and his cousin’s partner during a tulmultous hospital ordeal. Rauch sticks it to the conservatives by posing (over and over and over again), “If gays aren’t allowed to get married, then what CAN they do?” which of course, exposes a larger problem in Republican politics: they don’t offer any alternatives to gays.

Thank you, Andrew Sullivan for continuing to post pieces about the hopeful future we should look to. No one is going backwards anymore.

Last week, I went on a cruise to St. John, New Brunswick and Halifax, Nova Scotia. While in the quaint port town of St. John, I stumbled across this posting outside of a bar:

There isn't a caption to do this justice.

There isn't a caption to do this justice.

Meanwhile, in Halifax, Nova Scotia I found a more sobering message:

Gotta love those Canadian churches.

Gotta love those Canadian churches.

I was touched by both sightings for different reasons. But the one commonality? It made me remember why I love traveling, especially outside of the US. It’s the reason why people like Bush could never understand what life is like in other countries — because they had never bothered to investigate.  And you could argue that Canada isn’t all that “foreign,” just our neighbor to the north. Well,  if that’s true – then why don’t I find more church signs like St. Matthew’s in the US instead the “Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve” lot? (No joke – I actually saw one of these on a highway in Delaware several years ago.) It may be a minor thing to some, but I believe what an outsider observes  is powerfully revealing. I wonder what those Canadians think when they cross the border….

(Yes, I’m quoting Denzel Washington in Philadelphia.)

I was tempted to post a very angry rant/lecture about how transgenders/sexuals should play nice with gay people. And then I took a 3 hour break from the interweb and tried to calm down.

Earlier today, I stumbled across a post on Andrew Sullivan’s blog, The Daily Dish (heart) about Obama’s strategy with the gays. The blog linked out to this site where I discovered a rather upsetting comment from a trans woman. She left a link to her own blog, so like the glutton for punishment that I am, I went there. 

I found two entries regarding gay people and gay sex. Some of the observations/opinions were really hard for me to read from a transgender woman – a person who in many people’s eyes (though not my own) would be considered abnormal, crazy, gross, an abomination. Yet, here she was proclaiming it was gay people who were all these things, kicking in the bricks of the very foundation of why there’s a fucking T at the end of LGBT: because most of society tells us we are perverted, amoral, disgusting, sick.

I have known several trans people (admittedly none who had undergone a full, surgical transition, but still) and I found them to be nothing but welcoming and warm toward ALL kinds of people.

Oddly enough, just recently I had heard of some kind of anti-trans movement within the gay male community. (I still don’t know why the articles/sites/etc. I have come across specifically state MALE, but maybe I’ll figure it out eventually.) I was just as appalled that these men were hurling insults back at trans men and women like they hadn’t experienced the same kind of bullshit.

This kind of interfighting really sets me off – from either side.
So, for all those concerned out there – why can’t we just get along?
I’m curious to hear your thoughts.

The 40th anniversary of the Stonewall riots passed this weekend. Today, many people are aware that this anniversary coincides with gay pride festivities. There are parades in New York (where the Stonewall Inn bar still stands) and all over the country.

But just this past Sunday, June 28, police raided the Rainbow Lounge, a gay bar in Fort Worth, TX.
(Read more, here at Andrew Sullivan’s blog.)

This story is particularly poignant as my girlfriend is from Dallas. I think I will have to discuss this more with her and possibly update this post.

But suffice to say, I thought we really had gotten past this. In New York, on the east coast, in Texas, in the United States.


That’s right, the gays sent us over the edge.

Apparently, some state senator from Oklahoma decided to issue a “proclamation” (ha) that it was Obama’s endorsement of “immoral behavior” that got us into this mess.

Of course. It couldn’t have been the banks, the greed of Wall Street, Bush et al, the real estate industry, the irresponsibility of the entire country. Nope. There’s no accountability here in the US, just good old-fashioned bigotry. Way to go, nutjob.

And on that note, Happy 4th of July. Woo hoo.

I promise to make more of a regular appearance in the next coming weeks. I’ve got lots more where this post came from.

It’s June, aka gay pride, which means I’ll be searching for cool (and possibly free) gay events happening this month.

I’m really excited about this event which is being hosted by the New York Public Library.

And just for fun:


Gay Liberation Front, 1969 (by Diane Davies)

Gay Liberation Front, 1969 (by Diane Davies)

and now….

Gay is the New Black cover (courtesy of The Advocate)

Gay is the New Black cover (courtesy of The Advocate)

This personal essay/informal expository piece was originally posted on Livejournal in January 2009.

I may continue working with it, or expand upon it to create some sort of a series about gay/lesbian dynamics and the influence of nightlife.

Enjoy. As always, comments are welcome and appreciated.

Last night, Trisha and I went to the L Word premiere at this club on 46th and 11th Avenue (read as: the end of the universe – everything ends when you get to 11th-12th Avenue). It was ridiculous. Just plain ri-dic-u-lous.

I mean, don’t get me wrong – it was entertaining, the first new episode and the various people watching.  But man, some of these girls…well, they just reminded me of the sluts hanging around Henrietta’s or Cattyshack. It was like I had seen them all before somehow, even in a city as big as New York. There’s also this perfume or cologne that always seems to infiltrate every lesbian/gay bar or club that I’ve ever been to (possibly even in London). It’s like the secret password I don’t know.

Maybe it was the fact that I waited alone in the incredibly long-ass line to get in which always sets me in a self-conscious mood. (Trisha was coming from the theater, so I got there before her.) I feel intimidated in front of that many girls, especially when I KNOW they’re all gay. Even when I have a girlfriend – an amazing one at that, who I’m completely in love with and practically live with, I get stupidly insecure. I felt like I was on display out there. Sure, I chatted with some groups of girls (friends) who were waiting and we made the best of the wait together, but it was awkward. And I’m usually okay with strangers. Not dykes, though. Especially not hot ones. 

When I finally got in, I killed time at the bar and then Trisha made it inside. We did some serious people-watching on a couch in the upstairs lounge. The place was HUGE, one of those warehouse-turned-nightclubs. Given the location, I wouldn’t be surprised if Pacha used to be the home some kind of distribution center. (I almost wrote “fish market” – ha, how appropriate.) It was three floors and on this night, jam-packed with girls from probably a 20-50 mile radius. The main floor was really insane – I only went down there for a few minutes, but I encountered many interesting characters along with go-go dancers. Yes, go-go dancers. Seriously, WTF, HRC? These were not cute, campy burlesque type go-go dancers. These were cheerleaders in heels. I’m sorry, do what you like, ladies, but it’s not my idea of entertainment. They were just so…gross. Maybe that’s harsh, maybe you just had to be there… 

After the show (and by show, I mean the actual television program – ha), we had to fight our way out through swarms of women to exit. (I actually thought of Jenny’s line from Season 1 – “women bodies.” The last time Jenny was remotely nice and endearing.) On our way, we stumbled across some more go-go girls – this time in glass boxes. Again, WTF? 

When we finally made it outside, I was so grateful to link arms and walk to the subway in the snow. It was cold and I had to pee, but I was happy. Happy to go home.

The whole night felt like a sociological experiment, like the producers of The Real World had hijacked the club and made sure every type of girl was present. Nearly every archetype was represented, there were even a few goofy in-love kids like me. However, overall, the meat-market vibe was the most predominant. But then I started thinking: hasn’t my clubbing/gay scene experience ALWAYS been more of a meat-market? Hardly anyone’s there to meet The One. But I used to…Then I learned that I was in the minority. So I tried to play the game and I sucked at it. (For the most part – I probably had more success in London than anywhere else and that was probably due to the fact that I was out of my element.) And then, I met Trisha. But not at a lesbian bar, thank the gods. (It just makes our story a little more original, to me, anyway.) 

While I’m a little disturbed and a lot disappointed in the lesbian/gay scene in New York, it also reminds me of conversations I’ve been having with a good straight friend of mine. She’s lamented how there are no good guys in New York and how cruel the dating scene can be. I never really GOT IT until last night when I scanned the rooms at all these women – some putting on a front, some blatantly putting their agendas out there, some not sure what the hell was going on. Everywhere you go – gay or straight – it does seem to be one big metaphorical game of Scrabble or Poker and you’re wandering around with the wrong letters or face cards. I know this is an understatement – and obvious one at that – but man, it’s rough out there.

This essay is inspired by true events. I’m hoping to generate some discussion and possibly send this out into the rest of the world…Comments welcome and appreciated.

I was standing at the corner of Bleecker and Father Demo Square when I heard, “Oh my God, those two girls just kissed!”

I whirled around to find a group of late teenage boys, possibly even of fraternity age, snickering and clapping.

I had just kissed a girl I had met a few weeks prior. It would be one of several unsettling encounters we would face in the beginning of our relationship. And one thing all of these encounters had in common was the location: New York. If someone had told me I would have problems being out in this city, I probably would have responded, “Yes, perhaps twenty or thirty years ago, but surely not now.”

Considering I wasn’t even alive thirty years ago, much less living in Manhattan perhaps elucidates my inability to appreciate or comprehend the progress gays have made toward acceptance in major cities and elsewhere.

Admittedly, I came out of the closet in safe microcosm: a private liberal arts college surrounded by supportive friends and family. The only people I had to do battle with were my parents and even they arrived at plane of tolerance eventually. I could hold hands with, kiss, and all but publicly declare my love for another girl in the middle of campus without one person doing a double-take.

I was fortunate, but also handicapped to come out in such a particular bubble. While it had the advantage of safety and comfort, it was also had a distinct disadvantage of a warped reality. I would soon learn what was acceptable in the foothills of  relatively progressive New Jersey was not always acceptable elsewhere.

Prior to the early evening encounter with our “frat boys,” my girlfriend and I also met the cat calls and whistles of a slightly older man. He called out, “Now that’s what I’m talking about!” as we kissed good night in front of her West Village apartment building. My first thought was immediately of an indignant and irritated nature. To a degree, this reaction was rightfully so – we were in the middle of gaytown in New York City. Muttering “duh” in response doesn’t even begin to cover it. However, to think I would never get hassled or receive an eye roll for what I perceived as a little harmless PDA was simply naïve.

Another day, another borough. We were on our way to Astoria, Queens on the N train. Leaning against the subway door, my girlfriend put her arm around me and whispered in my ear, probably just some sweet nothings to pass the long ride. At one point she caught the eye of an older woman, older than our mothers but not by much. This woman gave her one of those disapproving eye narrows combined with a slow, deliberate head shake. As though we were smuggling cocaine from Manhattan to Queens. I know there were – and still are – probably much more pressing issues to agonize over that day. But two silly dykes were became this woman’s ridiculous fixation.

Naturally, we both had to go all the way to the end of the train line so we did our best to dodge our ruffled passenger. Part of me finds us cowardly for going out of our way to keep this complete stranger a little more comfortable. The age-old mantra of “why should we be the ones to change our behavior and not the other way around” gets beat back into my head repeatedly. But, perhaps we are better people for it, giving that woman a slice of peace for a moment. Perhaps her daughter or friend or sister-in-law had just come out and declared herself Proud Lesbian, trademark and she just couldn’t take one more second of girl-on-girl lovey dovey crap.

Yet, in 2008 in the middle of an extremely liberal, anything-goes wear your underwear as your outerwear kind of city, you would think an eye roll wouldn’t be able to survive.

While these encounters all revolved around a kiss or hand hold, the most invasive occurred when my girlfriend were standing several feet apart on the 1 train in Manhattan. I was talking about some friends of mine who were having problems in their relationship when a man interrupted me to ask if I was gay. No exaggeration, he simply asked me that question as though he were asking for the time. I was so flabbergasted, I could barely form a response. I decided, somewhat idiotically, to go with the truth. Why lie, I thought? What’s he going to do? After I responded yes, he continued to hurl a barrage of questions my way.

“What’s that like?” (My favorite question of all time. You seriously have time for me to answer that question?)

“Have you ever been with a man?”

“Why didn’t it work out?”

And then finally, not so much a question, but a statement, “Maybe you just need to find the right guy” and something to the effect of “you’re a pretty girl…” Yes, sir, I know I am, but I really love my girlfriend, thanks.

This confrontation left me so shaken that as we left the subway, I began to cry. I couldn’t believe that a total stranger would think to invade someone else’s life like that. And furthermore, that I would allow them to do so.

Cut to a hot summer week in the middle of Texas. We traveled to Austin, more specifically the town of Kerrville, for a friend’s wedding. We were on my girlfriend’s home turf. I trusted her judgment to know how to act around fellow Texans – what was too much, what didn’t require caution – but when she took my hand in hers while crossing a parking lot in the middle of nowhere hill country, I thought she had lost her mind. It may have been the middle of nowhere to this suburban-raised, New York-dwelling woman, but there were still people around – and not the kind of people who would consider two lesbians inoffensive.

Yet, we received no disapproving looks, no cat calls, no gross stares. And this bizarre phenomenon of live and let live continued for the duration of our trip. We traveled around the middle of the state and I cannot recall one uncomfortable instance.

From the Big Apple to the Lone Star, I have experienced all sorts of decency and indecency. We are living in a country where most would have assumed what I assumed: New York = safe for queers, Texas = better get a gun at the airport. Part of this assumption has formed from the political climate of the last treacherous eight years – we were “feared” into believing in two Americas. One America declared as the two coasts combined with the smatterings of blue interspersed in the Mid and Southwest while the other had been deemed the “Real America” – the deep south, certain chunks of the Midwest – the parts of America where the working and middle class upheld traditional values and scorned any round pegs that didn’t fit into their square holes.

I admit I bought into this gimmick as well. I had never even been to anywhere west of the Mississippi that wasn’t California or Chicago until I traveled to Texas last summer. I believed the people of Alabama or Louisiana would hang me in a heartbeat and I’d do well enough to just stay away. Keep safe and happy in the carved out havens like New York, San Francisco, Los Angeles, or Boston.

Then I learned there is no such thing as safe, and not just in the abstract Matthew Shepherd kind of way. All of our hearts bled that day, but I think those of us not living in Wyoming thought, “That would never happen to us.” Or, perhaps for older gay men and women, “Well that won’t happen here now.” But despite the previous battles fought and supposedly won, it seems we haven’t won all the hearts and minds necessary to freely co-exist in this world. From middle of the plain states to Lake Shore Drive to Bleecker Street to East Texas to the Castro, every American has their own idea about what is acceptable in their backyard. And surprisingly, the acceptance can come in the places you don’t always expect. Then again, isn’t that part of what makes this country worth exploring?